Opinion Column: Everyone's Doing a Great Job
Way to go, designers! Video games are just getting better and better. The classics are good too, but man, these new ones!
"WAY TO GO!"
Artists are knocking it out of the park! Everywhere I look there's a texture. And don't think I didn't notice those 3D models!
Congrats to all the level designers! You're connecting the rooms in good ways, and adding lots of immersive stuff. All these places feel real nice.
Let's give a round of applause to the writers! You give us many reasons to kill the boss, and we thank you.
What about those programmers? Wow! Your code is impeccable. I haven't seen a buffer overflow in ages, so you must be doing something right.
No one notices how well publishers are doing... probably because they're so good at it! Games are being funded and sold to customers. I particularly like the part where the game gets released. Nice!
My readers have criticized PR, marketing, and media relations professionals for not working with Box Quote Factory. I, however, think you're all doing fantastic work and have full confidence in your ability to swiftly respond to this public outcry.
Last but certainly not least, a heartfelt salute to the heads of Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo, and Valve. Your companies are really big! I can't find a single flaw in anything you're doing, and probably never will.